Puns

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did the frog starve?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?