Puns

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why are all priests fit?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why is furniture so generous?

What shape is bad at driving?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What shape has a knighthood?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?