Puns

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What's the friendliest pen?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What did the sickly elevator say?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why was the spider so smart?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?