Puns

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Where was Noah born?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What did one plate say to the other?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What is blue and not heavy?