Puns

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Can February March?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What country has the most fish?

Where do chips wear socks?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?