Puns

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What makes music in your hair?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?