Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

How do you make antifreeze?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How do locomotives know where to go?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How do fireflies start a race?

How is life like toilet paper?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How was the wedding?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

How do you measure a millennial?

How did the toad die?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?