Puns

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do naked fish play with?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do insects learn at school?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?