Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What birds always travel in twos?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What animals love to close envelopes?