Puns
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Which state has the best streets?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the foal cough?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the computer run out of money?