Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?
When should you start writing a book?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's the saddest part of the week?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Which fly makes films?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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