Puns
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?