Puns
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
I broke my finger!
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?