Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?