Holiday

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What day do hands always go to church?