Holiday

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?