Holiday

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?