Holiday
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?