Animals

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?