Animals
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What bird is always sad?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?