Animals
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do you make a cow float?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?