Animals
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Which animals make the most honest judges?