Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do you give a sick pig?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What game do cows play at parties?