Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do fairies always drink?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

How does a taco bless the table?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do nosey peppers do?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

How long will dinner be?

How does dinner smell?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?