Food & Drinks
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?