Animals

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What is the strongest animal?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?