Animals

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What type of birds stay together forever?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?