Animals
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the fish blush?