Animals
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?