Sports

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why are baseball games at night?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?