Professional

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?