Education

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did the echo get detention?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What are you studying in math?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Where do stars go to college?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why can you never find the number nine?