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Why is summer always sad?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did autumn say to summer?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?