Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

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What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

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What do you call a singing rodent?

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What do you call the dog magician?

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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

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What do you call a pig's sore eye?

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

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What do you call octopus twins?

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

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What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

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What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

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What do you call bears with no ears?

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What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

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What do you call the pig that does karate?

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

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What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

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What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

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What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

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