Animals
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How do frogs get to work?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What is another name for a cow?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?