Animals

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What animal floats best?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What is the smallest lion?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What do you call two birds in love?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What animal should you never play poker with?