Presto! 13 Magic Jokes and Wizardly Japes!
By Maria W. • Feb 09, 2024
Alakazam! Behold! Presto! 13 Magic Jokes and Wizardly Japes! Marvel at their mirthful merriment as they leave your friends and family spellbound and in stitches! Beguile others with their silly sorcery! Abra kadabra! Ha ha!
1. Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
2. What's the most magical part of a turkey?
The wishbone!
3. What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
4. What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
5. Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
6. Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
7. Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Hairy Potter.
8. Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
9. What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
10. What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
11. What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
12. Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
13. Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory.
