9 Hiss-terical Jokes to Keep You Kitten Around
By Rosa L. • Feb 21, 2024
Wait just a meowment... are you looking for the purrr-fect joke about kittens? This collection of 9 Hiss-terical Jokes to Keep You Kitten Around will litter-ally have you laughing your socks off and feline fine. So, let's get this pawty started!
1. Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
2. What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
3. What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
4. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
5. Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
6. What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
This is a cat-astrophe!
7. What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
8. What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
9. Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
