7 A-doe-able Deer Jokes You'll Fawn Over
By Rosa L. • Feb 21, 2024
Looking for some fawn-y jokes about deer that can make you and your buddies laugh out loud? Don't be a deer in the headlights! Check out these 7 Jokes About Deer That You'll Fawn Over and get ready to laugh.
1. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
2. What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
3. How do deer tell their children to grow up?
The buck stops here.
4. What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
5. What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
They fawn over them.
6. What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
7. What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
