6 Religious Jokes That'd Make The-Big-Guy-Upstairs Chuckle

By Todd H. • Feb 09, 2024
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If you're looking for some light-hearted, squeaky-clean humor to share with your grandkids, your church friends, or anyone in between, consider this list of Religious Jokes a blessing. They're sure to brighten everyone's day!

1. What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible? image
Numbers.


2. Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why does Jesus drive so much? image
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!

3. What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use? image
Samson.


4. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

 Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? image
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

5. What animal could Noah not trust?

What animal could Noah not trust? image
The cheetah.

6. How does Moses make his coffee so great?

 How does Moses make his coffee so great? image
Hebrews it.

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