16 Farm Jokes That Aren't Baaaaa-d
By Todd H. • Mar 27, 2024
Farm animals are quite silly cowmedians! Now, with everything that happens on the farm day in and day out, farmers have some pretty great conversation starters, stories, and jokes to tell. From cows to horses and goats to chickens, every animal has a personality of its own. Get ready for some laughs with these 16 Silly Farm Animal Jokes!
16 Farm Animal Jokes for the Funny Farm:
1. What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
2. What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
3. Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
4. Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
5. What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
6. When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to.
7. Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
8. Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
9. Which farm animals are famous painters?
Pablo Pig-caso and Vincent van Goat!
10. Why are goats so funny?
They're always kidding around.
11. How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
The dad yolks crack you up!
12. Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
13. Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
14. What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
15. What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
16. What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
A funny farm.
