13 Baking Jokes You Never Knew You Kneaded
By Todd H. • Apr 03, 2024
Whether you have a sweet tooth or you simply love baking, prepare to eat your heart out with these 13 Baking Jokes You Never Knew You Kneaded that will make you giggle and your stomach rumble! Dig into this baker's dozen and get ready to delight in some sweet snickers that are still warm from the oven.
1. Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
He was a pro at making biscuits!
2. What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
3. What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
4. What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Donuts and Bolts.
5. What kind of dog works at a bakery?
A Betty Crocker™ Spaniel.
6. What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Little Bread Rising Hood.
7. What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
8. What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Baking soda.
9. What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
10. Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
11. What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
12. What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
13. Why are bakers also often hippies?
They're all about flour power!
